Post by Mister Yo on Oct 14, 2015 16:43:39 GMT
shots to the upper deck like Reggie Jackson in October money made is income and flesh is consumed by everyone even vegetarians, in the upper layer of a lush rainforest crushing it like an African golden crowned eagle kid I’m a predator resting on branches patiently awaiting to make advances, swinging like a spider monkey from tree to tree I didn’t know that was your girlfriend so realistically speaking you can’t be blaming me , come to grips with the terms and conditions of being involved in a relationship with someone that’s unfaithful I hate to break it to you but some people you just can’t let breath, sneezing is a reflexive reaction due to an irritation of the membranes in your nasal cavity I’m crafty with it watch me witch craft and wizardry, whipping up some dangerous inhalants with D.D. Assailant when we get together destruction is imminent like the ancient roman city of Pompeii, parasailing with Sarah Paiin pulling people like a sleigh hit your face with the force of an Albert Pujols stroke you get slain by my blade I reside in Transylvania yo, Keystone State heritage, got game like Nikola Mirotc, now check this, these rabid packs of rabbits feverishly ravaging radishes that ran around the rabbit hole waiting for Alice to return from Wonderland are consumed by Madness kid, under the wooden bridges in northern New England there are beavers strategically constructing dams in the rivers that create wetlands, absorb water, and can often times cause problems for the ecosystem, the games that we’ve played as children encouraged lying and deception like heads up seven up and hide and go seek I’m competitive ripping any beat like Vegeta, ascended past Super Saiyan level three representing with that Majin emblem dangling chunks of skin from a competitors forehead has got these girls showing me their tits like Chunk from The Goonies when he’s dancing for food you get locked up in a cold room filled with ice cream doubloons and uncut jewels, Mister Yo’s so fucking cool that he sleeps in an unmarked tomb in a nameless unkempt cemetery 814 is the area code for Erie County yo, the fiery sword that I picked from the pits of Hell slash the great abyss of Hades is amazing because even two thousand leagues beneath sea level my blade is still flaming, I’ve been aiming for an invitation for a while now so Let Me In I’m sparkling like the glitter on my girlfriends eyelids straight up and down kid, kindness can cause great tragedies mistaken for time manipulation while standing still dodging acid rain drops without a shadow watch me as I unravel the threads of destiny effortlessly, your drinking protein shakes in the morning containing creatine I’m dating celestial beings in the evenings eating vitamins to boost my metabolism and increase my voluntary intake by making Spanish rice I’m nice like Bill Murray in that movie with Woody Haralson, Kingpin and Zombieland, White Men Can’t Jump they said so I inherited a flat footed jumper from my old friend Daniel who played basketball like Rasheed Wallace me and him had a bond unbreakable like his and Kevin Garnett’s, my heart is nothing short of excellence I’m passionate demonstrating my passing abilities like Ricky Rubio you fall victim to my bullet holes left lifeless and penetrated like a hoe, my final transformation has yet to be seen eating Senzu Beans to regain strength and energy I can heal others through the touch of my fingertips like Dende, just give me a few minutes as it all depends on the severity of the wound head trauma is not a problem I can have you resurrected by the afternoon or sometime sooner an hour consists of sixty minutes, as does the television show 60 Minutes, this limited edition angelic magician that I summoned from a bottle like a jinn originating in Eastern Asia is currently worldwide tearing apart the whole planet, piece by piece you stare at my constituents you can’t stand it and not to mention sir I’m unconventional, black girls wearing black lipstick Mister Yo is consumed by darkness.